** 1,5-2 “no, not funny” STARS **
“Luke, I want you to c*m in my ass, okay? I want to feel you dripping out of me when we’re done.”
“You filthy, little b*tch, you’re gonna be the death of me.”
My poor 'lil vag was desert-dry the whole way through the book.
Yes, shocking, I know. ALL the sex scenes gave me the feeling that I was watching a VERY bad amateur porn video. You know, one of those that you can find on the deepest corners of the internet?